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Adult sms
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Police
Jabwo tumhara rape kar raha thA
to
tumne usseroka Q nahi?
ladki
Rokti kaise mere haath me mehendi jo thi
Police
Agli baar kab mehndi lag
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Girl to Doctor mere niche 1 ched {HOLE}aur kar do.
Doctor asked: why?
Girl: business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.
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Fauran ek kaam karo...
apni pant utaro aur Underwear bhi utaro,
ga#d par petrol maro aur aag laga do...
jo chiz Dosto k kaam na aaye wo rakhne se kya fayda.
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Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye.
Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye.
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yaad kar wo bachapan ke hasin din
jab hum-tum garden me khela karte the!
tum lollypop ke liye roya karte the aur,
hum apni pant ki zip khol ke tumhe manaya karte the !!
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Jab apko Tatti na aaye, aap baithe baithe thak jaye,
Pressure bhi nahi aaye,
yaad karke dekhna hume, shayad apki ga#d phat jaye aur dust lag jaye.
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Feelings of Girls after Exam & SX r same lile- kitna lamba tha, kash thoda time aur mil jata, pehle kitna darr lag raha tha na..baad me pata hi nahi laga kab ho gaya, mera to chhoot gaya tha thoda, 3 ghante mujhe to saans hi nahi aai, aage ka to thik tha, piche ka kitna mushkil tha.
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Reliance ka palang, BSNL ka gadda, AIRTEL ka takiya, TATA ki rajai...uske andar aap aur mallika aur phir HUTCH HUTCh... hai na Good idea
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Sirf utni piyo ki hosh qaayam rahe,
kyunki Galib ne arz kiya hai : raat bhar sharab pi, Raat cut gai,
Subah jab hisaab kiya, ga#d Phat gai ! ..."
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement so make
S_X a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
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Yaar, kal akhbar me padha kisi ne tumhare sar par banduk rakh kar do option diye...
JAAN DOGE YA GA#D
tumhe aaj jinda dekh kar achcha laga.
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