Love sms,Friendship sms,Sad sms,Riddle sms,Good Morning,Good Night sms,shayari,Happy birthday sms and many more sms Collection
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Funny SMS
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Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend se kaha mai maa banne wali hun.
Boyfriend bola maine tujhe chhuwa bhe nahi aur tu maa banne wali hai.
Ladki boli kal mai tere baap se shadi kar rahi hun.
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Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses
What do you have?
Poor Man: I have a boy
who's Girl Friend is
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Your Daughter..!
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Sharabi ne Doctor se pucha: Aap meri Sharaab chudva sakte ho? Doctor:Haan kyoun nahi. Sharabi: To Police ne meri 20 bottle pakdi hai, Plz chudva do...!!!!!!.
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Cust:Ye Bakra Kitne Ka H?
Salesman:500Rs
Cust: Itna Sasta?
Salesman:China Ka Hai
Koi Guarantee Nhi
Ho Sakta Hai Kal Se
Bhaukna Shuru Krde.
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Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge"Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
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Sanata: Madam aap murgi hai kya.??
Teacher: q?
Santa: Aap mujhe hamesha test mein anda deti hai.!!
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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
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mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega
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Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!
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Patthar se Dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se Dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se Dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se Dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra. Mujhse Dosti Karoge
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A khuda aaj barsat ho jaye, kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye,
Jo mujhe SMS na kare uska Mobile usme doob jaye,
Na rahega Phone...
Na bajegi Tone.....!
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