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Santa Banta SMS
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Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
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Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
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Santa ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- aapne pehchana mujh ko?
Ladki- nahi..!!
Santa- mai wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nhi pehchana tha...!!
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Santa- Inse Milo Ye Meri Patni SANN0 !
Banta- Ha Janta Hoon, Kisi Jamane Me Hum Ek Saath Soya Karte The..!
Santa- Kya.?
Banta- Haa..!
Hindi Ki Class me.
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Teacher: Translate Bazaar me goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market
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Santa Bill gates se- tum pagal ho
Bill- why?
Santa- Tumhara surname GATES hai aur business tum WINDOWS ka karte ho.
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
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A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
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