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Santa Banta SMS
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Santa Singh tezi se daudta aaya aur clinic me daakhil hua, mujhe bacha lo doctor sahab, main marnewala hoon. Doctor: Tumhe kaise pata chala?
Santa Singh: Do saal pehle maine jeevanbhar kaam aanewala pen kharida tha, aaj wo achanak tut gaya.
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Santa- Maine apni BIWI ko12th pass karaya, fir B.A.fir M.A., uski Govt. job bi lagva di, Ab kya karu?
Banta- achcha sa ladka dekh ke SHAADI KARDE.
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Santa.: Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearng dis. Santa Jumps From 50th Flore
35 Flore He Realizs:I Dont Have Son
20 Flore:I m Not Marrid
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3rd Flore:SHIT I m Banta
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Santa: ooji gaddi badi changi, hai kya naam hai is gaddi ka?
LADY: I don't remember the name but it starts with "T".
Santa: wahji apki gaddi to kamal ki hai jo TEA se shuru hoti hai. humari gaddi to petrol se hi start hoti hai.
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Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
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Santa roz apni x girl friend ke ghar ke samne Potty karta tha,
x girl friend: aisa kyu karte ho?
Santa: tumhe ye batane ke liye ki tumhare Pyar ke bina mai bhukha nahi mar raha hu.
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Santa ne 1 machis ki tili jalai
nhi jali
2 jalai,
nai jali
3 jalai
Vo jal gyi
To santa ne jaldi se bujha di or bola-Ye kam ki hai rakh leta
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Santa Prays Daily 2 Hour- Hey uper wale Meri Lottery Lagade
11 Sal K Baad upar wala Gusse Me Prakat Hoke Bole-
Abe Santa 1 Bar Ticket To Le le.
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Santa driving on the wrong side of a one way Road,
became upset and said: SHIT, I think I am late to the function.... All r going back.
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Santa at petrol pump-1-/Rs ka petrol dal do
Salesman-Itna Petrol dalwa k kaha jaoge?
Santa-Kahi nhi, hum to aise hi paise udate hai.
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