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Santa Banta SMS
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jailor- tum kis jurm me aaye ho?
santa- bas kuch khaas nhi jailor saab, sarkar k sath competition ho gya tha.
jailor- kis baat ka?
santa- note chhapne ka.
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Santa ped ke upar ulta latka hua tha.
Banta- tu ped par kyu latka hai?
Santa- sar dard ki goli khayi thi kahi pet me na chali jaaye isliye.
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1 baar Santa church gaya.. Waha par achanak lights off ho gayi aur tabhi church ka ghanta baja...
Santa chillaya- 'bhago.. Undertaker aa gaya..!
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Santa apne liye ladki dekhne gaya..
Ladki wale "hamari ladki to lakho me 1 hai"
Santa: "lekin mere pass to sirf 1500 rupye hi hai"
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Santa- beta 3 bister kyu lagaye.
Beta- ghar pe 3 mehmaan aayenge.
Santa- kaun?
beta- nani ka beta, mumy ka bhai aur mera mama.
Santa- phir ek or laga mera saala bhi aa raha hai.
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Santa: yar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu?
Banta: likh ki "is sheet par likhe gaye ans. Kalpnik hai, Jinka kisi bhi book se koi sambandh nahi hai"..
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Santa: yar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu?
Banta: likh ki "is sheet par likhe gaye ans. Kalpnik hai, Jinka kisi bhi book se koi sambandh nahi hai"..
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Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya:
Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha,
Ki
Use yaad aaya ki Bijli do din se band hai.
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Santa: main tere 64 k 64 daant tod dunga.
Banta: daant to
32 hote hai!
Santa: mujhe pata tha tu bich me bolega isliye tere bhi gin liye the.
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Wife apni dono tange khol kar santa ke samne let gai aur santa se boli: "kya tum jante ho ki iska matlab kya hai?"
Santa: "ha janta hu iska matlab, tu saali pure bed par akeli sona chahti hai."
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Santa ko koi mobile pe tang krta tha, Santa ne new sim kharid kar use msg kiya, "Maine wo sim band kar diya hai ab tera baap bhi mujhe tang nhi kar skta."
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