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Sardar ji SMS
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Sardarni: lo light chali gai..
Sardar: light hi to gai hai, fan to chalu kar.
Sardarni: phir wahi sardaro wali baat, agar fan chalu kia to mombatti bujh nahi jayegi
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Que. Sardar ji agar apko garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
Sardar: mai cooler ke samne baith jata hu,
Que: phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: to cooler on kar deta hu.
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"Hits of Sardar"
do sardar ja rahe the.,
Raste me 1000 ka note mila.
1st sardar- chalo fifty fifty le lete hai..
2nd sardar- baki 900 ka kya karenge..
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2 sardaro ki khoob pitayi hui..
pata hai kyu! Dono birthday party me bina bulaye khana khate huye kehne lage...
"hum to ladke waalo ki taraf se hai.."
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sardar ka padosi mar gaya,
wo uske ghar aaya aur pucha- body aa gayi kya ?
tabhi body lekar ambulance aa gayi.
sardar bola- lo batao, kitni lambi umar hai.
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Sardar roti ka 1 tukda khud aur 1 murge ko khila raha tha,
is par 1 aadmi bola "ye kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar: "Khandani log hai roz Roti murge k sath hi khate hai.."
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Some 1 announced in a fair- "1 bachcha mila hai, Jin ka hai, aa kar le jaye."
Sardar came there & said "mujhe bhi dikhaao, JIN ka bachcha kaisa hota hai!"
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Shaadi me sardar ne plate par tissue paper dekh kar socha shayad ye khane wali cheez hai, jaise hi wo khane laga dusra sardar jor se bola "na kha oye fikka hai."
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Nurse: Mubarak ho ap k ghr larka paida hwa hy. Sardar:Wa g wa kya technology hai,B.V meri hospital hy, or bacha mere ghr paida hwa hai...
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SARDAR calls 2his wife from another city.Servant picked D Fone:Sardar: Memsaab se baat karvao!Servent: woh to sahab k 7 Tv dekh Rhi henSardar: par sahab to me hu.servent: ab me kya karu?Sardar: maar de 2no ko!!!After killingservent: laasho ka kya karu? Sardar: ghar k piche swimming pool me phenk k bhaag jaServent: par hmare ghar me tu swimming pool hi Nhi hy.!Sardar: Oye sorry Wrong Nmbr:
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Sardar G ka Bacha school jaaty huy bahot ro raha tha Sardar G boly; Sher dy Bachy Rondy nahe! Bacha bola; Sher dy bachy school v nahe jandy.
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