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Sexy Jokes
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Theater Mein Naari Pradhan Film Chal Rahi Thhi
Ek Ladki Josh Mein Khadi Ho Kar Boli
“Aaj Naari Khadi Ho Jaaye To Kya Nahi Kar Sakti?”
Piche Se Awaj Aayi: “Susu“
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Beta: papa kya raat ko mummy murgiyon ko daana daalti hain kya?
Baap: nahi beta kyo?Beta:phir raat ko unki aawaz kyo aa rahi hoti hai...aah aah aah
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Lady- Dr. mera hole bahut bada hai,
Dr. hole dekh k, ye to GUFA hai, GUFA hai, GUFA hai,
Lady- isme 3 baar bolne ki kya jarurat hai?
Dr: kamini aawaz gunj rahi hai.
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Ladies hostel ke compound me ladkiya cycle chala rahi thi.
Bahut shor hua to unki madam chillai, aur boli bina shor ke maza lo warna cycle me seat lagawa dungi.
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Suhagraat ko ladka room me aaya- jaldi kapde utaro, dulhan ne kapde utare. ladke ne sx kiya, kaha-jaldi kapde pahno.
dulhan- jaldi kya hai?
Ladka-dulha aa raha hai.
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Santa Banta se: yaar tune koi aisi gaali suni hai..
Jo tune dekhi bhi ho??
Banta: haan!!
Santa: kaun si?
Banta: teri ben ki ch#t.
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Ek ladki apne b'frd se: kabhi tumne b~~bs se dudh piya?
Ladka (sharmate hue): nahi
Ladki: to bachpan me kya abba ka Lu#d choos k bada hua hai.
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Ek sardar ke ga#d me funsi nikal aaya, wo shisa lagakar dekh raha tha tabhi uska lu#d khada ho gaya.
Sardar bola baith ja bhos%i ke ye apni hi ga#d hai.
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Dr. Mariz ki ga#d me ungli daal k baitha tha,
Santa ne pucha- ye kya kar rahe ho?
Dr.- mariz ko ulti kara raha hu,
Santa- kaise?
Dr.- yahi ungli uske muh me dalunga.
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Ladka- ye le 50 rs.
Sara din auto chalaya, 400 kamaya aur 350 ka tel lag gaya,
Ladki- ye le 4995 rs.
1 ghanta laga 5000 kamayi aur 5 ka tel laga.
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Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss karke so gaya subah ma boli : beta mandir jane se pehle naha lo.
Bahu (gusse me): maji sirf brush karwa lo baaki sab saaf hai.
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