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1 baar 2 bhai apni behan ko le jane ke liye behan k sasural jate hain, Waha se vida hone ke baad chota bhai sabse pehle aaker bus me jagah rok leta hai,
Bada bhai behan ko lekar aa raha hota hai,
Behan dhire dhire chalti hai to bada bhai bolta hai: “jaldi jaldi chal kya bhos%e me khujli ho rahi hai?”
Behan bus me aaker chhote bhai ko ye baat kehti hai to wo bolta hai: “thik hi to keh raha hai agar bus nikal jati to kya lu#d per bitha ker le jate tujhe”

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1 pagal roz kehta- gulel banaunga panchhi ko maruga
5 mahine pagal khane k treatment k bad,
Dr.ne pucha- ab kya karoge?
Shadi
Fir?
Suhagrat
Fir?
Uski sari utaruga
Fir?
Blouse
Oho! Fir?
Bra utaruga
My god, fir?
Phir kya! Bra k elastic se gulel banaunga aur panchhi ko marunga..

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Santa idli bana rha tha.
Wife: tum itni achhi idli kaise banate ho.
Santa: mere paas idli banane wala kapda hai
Wife: haramkhor ye meri bra hai wapis kar.

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Saas- mujhe to bas 1 pyara sa pota chahiye.!
Bahu- bas 1..!
aapka beta to mujhe roz aise cho%ta hai jaise 14 november ki rally meri ch~t se niklegi..!

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Beti- papa mai maa bannewali hoo.
papa- besharm ye kya keh rahi ho
Beti- aapne hi to kaha tha jab tak mai kuch ban nhi jati aap scooty nahi dilayenge.

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Lady 2 dentist- daant nikalwane se to pregnant hona achcha hai..
Doctor: ab bhi waqt hai, soch lo kya karwana hai? phir mai chair usi hisab se set karunga.

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admi: agar wife pregnant ho to kiss month tak sx kar skte hai?
Doctor: jab tak bacha andar se cheekh kar na kahe "ma%archod" bas kar, kya meri bhi ga#d marega."

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Santa complains, Condom laga ke bhi
meri wife ke 3 bache ho gaye
Doctor: kaise use Karte ho?
Santa: jitna Chadta hai chadha k baki extra aage se kaat deta hu.

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Pota- dadaji ye condom kya hota hai?
Dadaji- chal bhag mujhe nahi pata.
Pota- mai janta tha ma%archod buddhe? tujhe pata hota to aaj jaydad k 14 tukde na hote...!

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Santa ne black board pe lu#d ki taswir banai,
Mam ne use mita diya

Next Day

Usne bada lu#d banaya aur niche likha
"Jitna ragdogi utna bada hoga."

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Naukrani sx ke time- "malik, anand aa raha hai"

Malik aur tez karne laga

Naukrani- "mai kah rahi hu anand aa raha hai"

Anand- "main aa gaya papa"

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