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Sardar ji SMS
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Sardar see a mobile tower with Red Lite On Top
Sardar: India is developing very fast,
Now we have TRAFFIC SIGNAL for PLANES.
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what does a sardar ji scream, when the money came out of the ATM machine...?
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I won... I won...?
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Sardaro ki party chal rahi thi,
Dj wala bola, kab tak Dj bajau?
Party Owner- tu 12 baje tak baja de uske baad to saale generator ki awaz pe hi nachte rahege!
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Sardar jee:Maths wich fail Q hoya? Son:Kaddi teacher kehndi ay 3+5=8 Agle din kehndi ay 4+4=8 fair kehndi ay 6+2=8 Sali nu aap confirm nahin te menu ki sikhau...
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In an interview Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: dhurrrrrrrrr
Interviewer shouts: stop it
Sardar: dhurr dhup dup dup dup!
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Nurse- mubarak ho apke ghar beta paida huwa hai,
sardar- wah g wah kya technology hai,
Biwi meri hospital me hai, aur bachcha ghar paida huwa hai.
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Sardar ka bura din: Darwaja khola Kundi hath me,
Nal khola Toty hath me, Suitkess uthaya Handel hath me,
ab dar raha hai su su karu ki na karu...?
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1 Sardar ko 1 machar preshan kar raha tha,
tang aakar wo bed k niche so gaya,
tabhi vaha 1 jugnu aa gaya,
Sardar bola kamina ab torch leker dhund raha hai.
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Ek sardar sukhi nadi me boat chala raha tha.
2nd sardar- aise sardaro ne hi hamara naam kharab kar rakha hai.
agar mujhe tairna aata to wahi jake maarta sale ko !
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3 sardar bike se ja rahe the traffic wale ne roka aur bola tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai. 1st sardar- hume malum hai isliye to ek ko ghar chhodne ja rahe hai.
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Sardar- Dr. Saab apki fees 50 rs. hai, lekin muje kuch fayda nahi ho raha.
Dr.- theek hai ab mai apni fees 40 rs. kar deta hu tumhe 10 rs. ka fayda hoga.
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